And God said unto Abraham, “Abraham.”
And Abraham replied, “What.”
God said to John, “Come forth and receive eternal life.” But John came fifth and won a toaster.
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And God said unto Abraham, “Abraham.”
And Abraham replied, “What.”
God said to John, “Come forth and receive eternal life.” But John came fifth and won a toaster.
(via victorian-witch)
God did smite Onan who spilled his seed on the ground, so he put them in a pot instead.
Every time I see this post I just laugh.
Omg this made me laugh so hard even though I was crying.
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