Ex Libris Hieronyma

stultifyandstupefy:

derpes:

And God said unto Abraham, “Abraham.”

And Abraham replied, “What.”

God said to John, “Come forth and receive eternal life.” But John came fifth and won a toaster.

(via victorian-witch)

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    God did smite Onan who spilled his seed on the ground, so he put them in a pot instead.
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