March 2012
The United States of America on college education
Student: I'm not going to go to college because I don't want to go into debt.
USA: YOU USELESS PIECE OF SHIT. YOU'RE GOING TO AMOUNT TO NOTHING YOU FUCKING SCUMBAG. YOU'RE THE REASON WHY MY TAXES ARE SO HIGH.
Student: I'm just going to attend a small community college instead.
USA: HAHAHA YOU WERE TOO STUPID TO GET INTO A GOOD UNIVERSITY. ENJOY YOUR MCDONALD'S DIPLOMA.
Student: I attended a four year university and received a diploma in a field I am interested in. Now I am $50,000+ in debt.
USA: YOU DUMBASS. WHY THE FUCK DID YOU GO TO COLLEGE WHEN YOU KNOW YOU COULDN'T AFFORD IT? YOU DIDN'T EVEN CHOOSE A USEFUL MAJOR EITHER. GOD PEOPLE LIKE YOU MAKE ME SICK.
Dress suitably in short skirts and strong boots, leave your jewels in the bank, and buy a revolver.
- Countess Markievicz, 19th century Irish revolutionary.
dustydeath:
atticus-fiinch:
“The radical feminists succeeded in undermining the traditional family and convincing women that professional accomplishments are the key to happiness.”
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Rick Santorum (via ricksantorum-2012)
WE SUCCEEDED??!?!?! :)
“I’ve often lost myself, in order to find the burn that keeps everything awake.”
– Federico García Lorca (via lucifelle)
